Krampus’s Big Ol’ Jewelry Clearance
Krampus here. Listen up! I’m taking over again.
The humans love buying jewelry, but now they’re complaining that there isn’t enough space for all the pieces. So I’m making an executive decision and putting the jewelry ON SALE.
And it’s a good one. Are you paying attention?
All regular-priced jewelry under $100 is 20% off!
All regular-priced jewelry over $100 is 40% off!
And there’s a selection of pieces that are 50% off!
THIS. WEEKEND. ONLY.
Is it a ring you’ve been eyeing? Or a pendant? Now’s your chance! But you’d better come quick, before someone else snaps up your favourite piece.
And hey, there’s a market in the back. Spend your money there, too. Krampus’s orders!
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